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wordinistaDear Little Child Who Just Rang My Doorbell and Got The Bejesus Scared Out Of You By My Patchwork Cujo,
Uh, did I miss something, or did they change the whole "Only Trick or Treat at the Houses Where Porch Lights Are ON" rule? I'm sorry, but there have been too many Halloweens where I have spent a small mint on candy, only to have it gone un-trick-or-treated. Or whatever. Please do not look at me like I am the Grinch that stole your Fun-Sized Snickers when I tell you as politely as I can, while my dog is barking like a moron in the background, that we aren't doing candy this year. THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY.
Also, what was that costume? A demonic pirate cheerleader? Bzuh?
Grouchily yours,
Bunneh
Uh, did I miss something, or did they change the whole "Only Trick or Treat at the Houses Where Porch Lights Are ON" rule? I'm sorry, but there have been too many Halloweens where I have spent a small mint on candy, only to have it gone un-trick-or-treated. Or whatever. Please do not look at me like I am the Grinch that stole your Fun-Sized Snickers when I tell you as politely as I can, while my dog is barking like a moron in the background, that we aren't doing candy this year. THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY.
Also, what was that costume? A demonic pirate cheerleader? Bzuh?
Grouchily yours,
Bunneh
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Date: 2006-11-01 07:51 pm (UTC)*throws eggs at you*
Nothing against you. I'm frustrated because something like 75% of the people in this neighborhood didn't pass out candy. And the some of the ones that did have their porchlights on didn't answer their freaking doors. I can't egg them, since that could get me kicked out of the new house, but since you didn't give any little kids candy this year, you shall take the puishment for my kids having a sucky Halloween.