In which the Bunneh is made of EPIC FAIL

[wordinista]

I... just forgot how old I am. Like... FORGOT. TOTALLY.

We were discussing the death of a tech-blogger that Tora-kun follows regularly. He was 33 and died of a heart attack.

Tora-kun: The dude was only thirty-three. I'm thirty-three.
Bunneh: I'm... I'm thirty-two, right?
Tora-kun: ...
Bunneh: Or am I thirty-three too?
Tora-kun: ...
Bunneh: I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD I AM.
Tora-kun: You're thirty-three too. I will be thirty-four next month.
Bunneh: Holy crap, I'm thirty-three?

Hey, he asked me to marry him. HE'S STUCK WITH ME.

Comments

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

You think early-onset senility is cute then? ;)

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

Dummo what else I'm supposed to do with it.

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

I thought I was 27 for about 4 years. Genuinely forgot that I wasn't.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

...I really liked being 27, so I totally don't blame you there. 27 was a very good year.

[vaudevillainy.livejournal.com]

Oh honey.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

EVERYONE FORGETS THEIR AGE SOMETIMES.





r-right?

[vaudevillainy.livejournal.com]

I TURNED 21 22 THIS YEAR AND I HAD TO ASK BOOSTER HOW OLD I WAS.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT THING TO KEEP TRACK OF.

[vaudevillainy.livejournal.com]

It is only important for driving and boozing and after that WHY BOTHER

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I HAVE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO KEEP TRACK OF.

That's it. Screw everything. I HEREBY ANNOUNCE THAT I AM 29 FOREVER.

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

This ... sounds entirely too much like a conversation Mike and I would have.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

The really sad thing is that I had a moment where I had to do the mental math to figure out my age.

MY THOUGHT PROCESS: I'm thirty-three? Am I? Okay, wait, I was born in '75, so thirty years after that is 2005, plus three... damn. I am thirty-three.

[slvrstarlight.livejournal.com]

One of my sister's has been 29 for 6 years-- she forgot turning 30 and 31 and then gave up. I frequently don't know the day of the week, date, month of the year and time of day (am or pm), so you're fine!!!

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I know I have a hard time remembering my own phone number, but everyone seems to have trouble with that one.

[rya-kelley.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

You hush.

[rya-kelley.livejournal.com]

It's like me and Mick, only in reverse.

Him: Baby, how old are you?
Me: 30.
Him: . . . How old am I?

[patchcat.livejournal.com]

Heh. I've been known to do that. Hell, Gary and I have that conversation fairly often. Of course, a lot of the time...I do it on purpose. Selective memory wins, yo!

[rui]

...o angel. good job.

that said, i routinely forget how old i am.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

It's such a complicated thing to keep tabs on, really.

[rui]

after you hit 20something it kind of stops mattering anyway, right? not like i'm going to run for president and it's a long time until i can join AARP.