life at the zoo
Jun. 14th, 2010 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wordinistaDear Kisa:
I get you are Miz Neurotic Spazzycat 2010, but seriously. Repeat after me:
THE ARM. IS NOT. A SPRINGBOARD.
Someday you will figure out that the complex chain of events that starts with your claws embedding in my skin (SURPRAIZ BLOODSHED!), then leading me to let out a rather loud "OW", and then leads to Darwin Enforcer-Britches getting all up in your kitty-business (with or without a complimentary warning nose-bump). At which point you hiss and run away, and he goes back to his spot under my desk.
...Until you come back and do it again and seriously, I did not drop you on your head as a kitten. When is this going to sink in?
~BloodyBunneh
I get you are Miz Neurotic Spazzycat 2010, but seriously. Repeat after me:
THE ARM. IS NOT. A SPRINGBOARD.
Someday you will figure out that the complex chain of events that starts with your claws embedding in my skin (SURPRAIZ BLOODSHED!), then leading me to let out a rather loud "OW", and then leads to Darwin Enforcer-Britches getting all up in your kitty-business (with or without a complimentary warning nose-bump). At which point you hiss and run away, and he goes back to his spot under my desk.
...Until you come back and do it again and seriously, I did not drop you on your head as a kitten. When is this going to sink in?
~BloodyBunneh
