A meme, and Niamh's consumer griping
Apr. 1st, 2005 04:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wordinistaDear Barnes & Noble,
I hate you and your substandard manga section.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.
Dear Anime Pavillion,
I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.
Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.
Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)
1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
I hate you and your substandard manga section.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.
Dear Anime Pavillion,
I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.
Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.
Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)
1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
no subject
Date: 2005-04-02 06:02 pm (UTC)I hate rabbits... I was bitten by one and think they are best served in a stew.
2. One compliment.
You fucking r0x0r5!!! Your eloquent and articulate smack downs have been the death to many a wank sessions.
3. One random thing.
Our cat is very dirty right now >_<
4. One love note.
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy some goons to "fix" the issue with financial aid services folks at the uni you're attending.
5. Lyrics to a song.
Heads of state who ride and wrangle
Who look at your face from more than one angle
Can cut you from their bloated budgets
Like sharpening knives through chicken McNuggets
6. How old you are.
I can't remember... Mommy!
7. How long we've been friends.
For a while. Well not long... No clue...
8. And a hint to who you are.
*random Korean swearing*
no subject
Date: 2005-04-02 09:48 pm (UTC)