A meme, and Niamh's consumer griping
Apr. 1st, 2005 04:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wordinistaDear Barnes & Noble,
I hate you and your substandard manga section.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.
Dear Anime Pavillion,
I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.
Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.
Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)
1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
I hate you and your substandard manga section.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
PS: Your Tazo passionflower tea? Naaaaaasty.
Dear Anime Pavillion,
I hate you and your geektastic staff of unwashed fanboys who still seem to ignore those of us with breasts. Please hire more females, or men who know how to deal with three-dimensional women. We don't like standing at the counter, money in hand, waiting for the gang playing D&D at the back of the store to notice that we have something we'd like to buy. If this is your way of letting us know that shoplifting is acceptable, you should put up a sign.
Also, your store smells funny. Like someone's been smoking pot and trying to cover it up with incense.
Love and kisses,
Niamh
Bleh. Booksellers of America have decided to conspire against me. No luck on finding FB #8.
Reply with an anonymous comment. (I have to change my settings to allow for Anonymous postings.)
1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.
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Date: 2005-04-02 10:20 pm (UTC)I haven't showered since Friday.
2. One compliment.
I have yet to find someone as well rounded in character as you. No one can compare to the lovely mix of ability, charisma, intelligence and knowledge.
3. One random thing.
I ate an entire plate of cookies and a half gallon of milk.
4. One love note.
Dearest,
I dream of you as a dying man wishes for Heaven.
5. Lyrics to a song.
Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didn't have good 'n' plenty of his own
In love Pussy never did fall
And this fool named Trick wanna stick her
Uh, talkin' more shit than a bitch
'Bout how he gonna make Pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said "Nigga, U crazy if U don't know
Every woman in the world ain't a freak (Pussy)
You can go platinum four times
Still couldn't make what I make in a week (Pussy)
So push up on somebody that wanna hear that
Cuz this somebody here don't wanna know (Pussy)
Boy, you better act like you understand
When you roll with Pussy Control
6. How old are you.
Old enough to realize you're to be respected.
7. How long we've been friends.
Perhaps over a year.
8. A hint to who you are.
If you haven't gotten it by now, you'll probably get it in a few months.
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Date: 2005-04-03 09:03 pm (UTC)Is it Aoi?
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Date: 2005-04-04 07:07 am (UTC)I thought for sure the "few months later" comment would have reeled it in.
Keep guessing!
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Date: 2005-04-05 01:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-05 07:39 pm (UTC)Sorry!
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Date: 2005-04-05 07:59 pm (UTC)