If it's not a brilliant parody, I fear for the state of the world...

[wordinista]

Okay, so PHPBB updated itself and overwrote the template that tells GT users to go to a specific URL and fill in a short essay on why they want to join the GT forums. It's basically used to gauge who'll be a fun, interesting addition to the community, while weeding out the rabid fangirls that are the bane of so many people's existence.

And... we've got a pretty good success rate, I'd say.

Anyway. PHPBB updated and we lost the template. So a lot of people went unactivated. I sent out a mass email, letting these folks know what they have to do. Usually the replies vary from "excellent" to "meh," with a few bad'uns in there for good measure.

So, I get an email back from this one user. I've gotten a few back, actually. Some of them with legitimate questions, and one saying that I could delete his profile, as he was joining the Army soon. But this one... oh, goodness.



I only have 1 problem...
i dont know my username and password...
and that rilly sucks...u know wat i mean???
im sory 2 bother you but that is mi problem...

sincerly,

NAME OMITTED

i luv kiba, kouga, and sum other ppl ar cute...like this dude on Friday, June 17, 2005 heald open a door 4 me and he waz sooooooooooo hot but not as hot as Jesse McCartny...i dono wat his name was tho... i wander???...i dont care i jus think hee waz hot!!!!!!!!!!

Right. So... yeah. I don't know if that last bit was a sig line, or if that was her essay (emailed to me, as she's clearly having problems with the site).

I... don't quite know what to say.

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[tatertott.livejournal.com]

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<a la Keanu Reeves from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure>

...whoah.

holy cow - man that's...i think i'm with you on the speechless part. I know, let's all do our good deed for the year and chip to introduce this girl to Webster and his almighty dictionary.