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I meant to blog about this yesterday, but was too busy. I was running some errands when I saw that I had 3 voicemails on my phone that I'd somehow managed to miss. This... is not new for me, really. So, in the middle of Wild Oats, I listened to my voicemail.

The first was a telemarketer -- deleted.

The second was a message from my mom that was about a week old -- deleted.

The third -- oh, the third one was something special. I've transcripted it here to the best of my ability (no part of this is a joke, and if I could figure out how to get a voicemail to play as a voice post I WOULD):

Hey, Kara, this is Amber. I was given your phone number by Rick, and I was told to give you a call and see if you'd be interested in (garbled - nooo idea what she said here). I'm not really sure what he told you about me. Um, I'm 5'4", I have strawberry blonde hair, baby blue eyes, cute smile. I weigh 109 pounds. I think I'm pretty hot, and I'm totally shaved, and I hope you will be too! And I just like to have fun. I'm not really sure if I'm looking for a relationship, but I just think you'd be really fun to meet, go hang out with, and maybe have a little fun in the bedroom from time to time. So I'll try to hit you back up in a couple of minutes, but I wanted to call and say "hey." Hey!

I only know one Rick, and he... did not do this.

What. Seriously. Just. What.

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET A VOICEMAIL TO PLAY AS A VOICE POST, BECAUSE I HAVE TO SHARE THIS.

And, no, she didn't call back.