Juuuuust to clarify:

I posted  this in response to this, in case anyone was wondering.

...Sadly, this does not surprise me. Disgust, but no surprise.

 Don't know if anyone's following the story about Caylee Anthony, but this news just got released today.

I am disgusted and infuriated and... god.  Just... almost beyond coherency, aside from a lot of swearing.

Fucking bitch.

SOMEONE PLEASE RESTORE MY FAITH IN HUMANITY PLZ.

When did this happen?

So, uh.  Some people might know that my baaaaaaaaaaaaby cousin is getting married in October.  (Okay, so she's not really a baaaaaby. She's six years younger than I am.  BUT SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BABY COUSIN, so there.)

Anyway, I'm in the bridal party!  And the bridal party were given a number of dress styles to pick from, in a specific color ("Harvest Gold").  I chose a really pretty strapless A-line dress.  I had my measurements taken at a dress shop down here, and sent those measurements to my cousin, who ordered the dress from her shop.  

The dress arrived today!  Huzzah!  It's pretty!  Double huzzah!

It. Fell off.

It.  The dress.  It.  It's.  It's too big.  Like, "I must have lost two inches in three months" too big.  

WTF.