...i'm old. ;_;

[wordinista]

I just totally pulled a "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN."

About six or eight neighborhood kids were playing on and around the dock in our backyard.  Lots of screaming, lots of generally being little asshats. 

The dogs? Going ballistic.

Me?  TIRED OF THE DOGS OF THE DOGS GOING BALLISTIC.  So I peeked out back and saw the above scene.

Me: "OH, HELL NO."

So I went out back.  "Excuse me!  Is this yours? Any of it?"

"....no."

"Then what are you doing? GO PLAY IN YOUR OWN  YARD."

Then one girl pipes up with, "Well, my uncle said..."

"I. Don't. Care.  Did he ask me?  No."



I totally "get off my damned lawn"d them.

Comments

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

My husband is in HYSTERICS. I can barely type for laughing.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige ;)

(We've managed to touch base on a variety of fandoms today, haven't we? /nerd)

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

(loooved Fruits Basket... until the end, there. grr.)

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

I never saw the anime, but I actually mainlined the manga a month or so back. It was crazy. I happened to find the entire series at the library (the ENTIRE SERIES) and read it in a week. I am not lying when I tell you I was thinking of the world in comic panels for a while there.

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I was right there on board with everything until Akito's WILD AND CRAZY REDEMPTION/TRANSFORMATION/I'M REALLY A SWEET SPARKLY HEROINE.

Aaand then I threw up a little in my mouth. ;)

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

What? Who doesn't like a little OMGRAGINGABUSIVEPSYCHO to SWEETSPARKLYHEROINE in five minutes transformation?! They let her put a flower in her hair! And wear a girl's kimono! IT'S ALL GOOD.

(Yeah. Little bit of mouth throw-up there. Little.)

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

(And Shigure had been my favorite-favorite character. And. Just. No. No. SO VERY NOT ON BOARD WITH ANY OF THAT KTHXBAI.)

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

1. Shigure <3
2. Icon <3<3<3

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

A while back, I was going through a rather bad patch (my cat was terminally ill, my grandfather had been diagnosed with a sarcoma in his arm, and my 21 year-old cousin had been diagnosed with ovarian cancer -- all within, like, the space of a month). A couple of friends got together and had the little guy in my icon created for me. My very own chibi, to sit on my shoulder, as t'were, and brighten my day.

Read the description carefully. ;)

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

1. I am sorry for your bad patch :\
2. I admit I noticed this icon when you used it, oh, at some point and was all <3<3<3<3<3 (in my head). I am a sucker for chibis. And also lecherous monk/perverted novelists.

[everstar3.livejournal.com]

SHE'S JUST REALLY MISUNDERSTOOD, POOR BB

NEVER MIND PUTTING A LITTLE KID IN THE HOSPITAL AND THROWING ANOTHER GIRL OUT THE WINDOW

THESE THINGS HAPPEN

NOW LET'S HUG AND SING KUMBAYA

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I REJECT AKITO'S KUMBAYA. IN FACT, I SHOVE AKITO'S KUMBAYA RIGHT OUT THE DAMN WINDOW OKAY.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

And then over a cliff! And make sure to take out one of her eyes while you're at it, no?

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

Oh gawd. Hatori's story never, ever, ever failed to make me bawl like a little girl.

(That said: I <3 Mayu-chan!)