...i'm old. ;_;

[wordinista]

I just totally pulled a "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN."

About six or eight neighborhood kids were playing on and around the dock in our backyard.  Lots of screaming, lots of generally being little asshats. 

The dogs? Going ballistic.

Me?  TIRED OF THE DOGS OF THE DOGS GOING BALLISTIC.  So I peeked out back and saw the above scene.

Me: "OH, HELL NO."

So I went out back.  "Excuse me!  Is this yours? Any of it?"

"....no."

"Then what are you doing? GO PLAY IN YOUR OWN  YARD."

Then one girl pipes up with, "Well, my uncle said..."

"I. Don't. Care.  Did he ask me?  No."



I totally "get off my damned lawn"d them.

Comments

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

Haru approves +100

[tahara-l.livejournal.com]

Do we need to get you a walking stick to wave at those kids now?

[megido]

oh guuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrl.

[ankoku-jin.livejournal.com]

Children are nasty little creatures anyway - they carry all kinds of diseases, you know! ;P

[merith.livejournal.com]

Did you shake your cane at them? :D

[pagerunner-j.livejournal.com]

Can't blame you, really. Think I can pull that stunt to get people out of my cube? :)

[everstar3.livejournal.com]

In my day, we didn't have lawns! We just fed the kids to the gators! *nods, waves cane*

[allycelestastar.livejournal.com]

As long as you didn't start musing about how things were done when you were their age, I think you're safe, don't worry.

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

...you mean the deck, right?

Heeeeheheheheee. Wait until Cabbage Night!

[coldblossom.livejournal.com]

That is so awesome. Kids don't get yelled at enough these days. Back in my day, we wouldn't have even considered going into someone else's yard without their permission because a) our parents taught us better, and b) we'd get yelled at. Sure, we sometimes did it secretly but never "OMG LET'S BLATANTLY TRESPASS UPON THIS PERSON'S YARD AND GIVE THEM LIP WHEN THEY TELL US TO GTFO." And then when we grew up and our super-awesome and neighborhood-famous rope-swing fell to a new generation, those kids were polite enough to ask us for permission to play on our property.

Don't feel old. Feel accomplished for putting those punks in their place! *shakes cane*

[darkfrog24.livejournal.com]

Weirdest thing. I had a brainout and thought this was my sister's LJ. She and her fiance have three dogs, part-time.

I was even, "Huh, when did she meet everstar?"

[emrlddragon.livejournal.com]

I hope you remembered to shake a cane at them while you yell. =P Damn kids!

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

*cracking up OMG*

Those poor kids! *snickers*

[inusdemoness.livejournal.com]

I think you were nice compared to what I would have said...

[aoi-tsuki1.livejournal.com]

"Your uncle said for you to SHUT UP."

Little bastards.

[miyun.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*