...i'm old. ;_;

[wordinista]

I just totally pulled a "GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN."

About six or eight neighborhood kids were playing on and around the dock in our backyard.  Lots of screaming, lots of generally being little asshats. 

The dogs? Going ballistic.

Me?  TIRED OF THE DOGS OF THE DOGS GOING BALLISTIC.  So I peeked out back and saw the above scene.

Me: "OH, HELL NO."

So I went out back.  "Excuse me!  Is this yours? Any of it?"

"....no."

"Then what are you doing? GO PLAY IN YOUR OWN  YARD."

Then one girl pipes up with, "Well, my uncle said..."

"I. Don't. Care.  Did he ask me?  No."



I totally "get off my damned lawn"d them.

Comments

[pagerunner-j.livejournal.com]

Installing a screen door would be kind of hilarious.

[tarysande.livejournal.com]

Installing a very, very clear panel of glass would be more hilarious. Until folks caught on.

[pagerunner-j.livejournal.com]

It would be an incredibly worthwhile five minutes. ;)

[w0rdinista.livejournal.com]

I condone this IF AND ONLY IF you put the experiment on youtube. ;)